A Whole Lot Of Nothing, Nada, Zip, Zilch, Zero, Niks Nie

Posted by Phobia on February 12th, 2008 filed in Home

Well I’m back! From outta space!! …nevermind … Yes the holiday is over (long over now). It was a great holiday. I sat around & did practically nothing!  There was some swimming but mostly sitting & nothing.  So I really have nothing to report about my life.

This brought up the very interesting question yesterday : How would I fake my own death??

Smayds thought a good ol’ fashioned boating accident.  The wrinkle in that plan is that I don’t own a boat.  “No worries!” he says, “we’ll just steal you a boat first!”

I’m in favour of the Romeo & Juliet way.  That was simple yet classy.  Except for the major breakdown in communication resulting in the tragic screwup, they had a good plan going.

All the other ideas I have involve body swapping & that’s just getting a little morbid.  I mean unless you work in a morgue there aren’t a whole lot of dead bodies lying around.

So let’s open up the floor : How do you think you would fake your own death??